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Babelfish-leken: Bush, Merkel og Ahmadinejad

Posted by Sigurd den november 11, 2007

Har dere noen gang lekt Babelfish-leken? Det er noen år siden jeg gjorde det sist, men jeg fikk en trang til å gjøre det igjen. Leken går ut på å finne en tekst på engelsk, kopier den inn på Babelfish, oversett til koreansk, kopier oversettelsen og oversett det tilbake til engelsk. Du får da en ravende gal tekst, som av og til kan gi noen hilariske resultater.

Jeg prøvde med en «joint statement» Bush og Merkel, funnet på det hvite hus sine hjemmesider. Her er noen av utdrag:

«The Sauer and me you and professor came with realness. It spreads out and it it contributes above our each capital inside environment meaning heart grudge, strategy direct conversation the fact that it is and it will can imagine it peels as. And that we are the thing. We discussed Afghanistan. Me, young democracy them strong support it thanks Sip it increases the hazard Germany person and. And I far blessing the freedom which comes true the person who evaluates a Germany incidental is Dob from the family. We who solve the problem point which is this importance with diplomacy with Iran us discussed a deep desire. That the n which will make the nuclear weapon and is in order to send the message which and firm is general in Iran the United States, Germany, when and the different nation work cooperation, we will be able to solve it with diplomacy, compared to appear us to be doing it is like this and the thing me it believes and — free worlds do not think that there must be accommodating quantity which spreads out. And we agreement — together are like that will work. We talked Republic of Iraq. The Merkel me the success intermediate eastern piece peace hazard understands the fact that it is important inside Republic of Iraq, it thanks the hazard minister and Sip it increases.»

Jeg synes dette var litt vel uforståelig, så jeg prøvde det samme med Irans presidents julehilsen fra i fjor, hentet fra bloggen hans, noe som ble mye mer forståelig, og mye mer fylt av sko…

«All merry christmas! 2006/12/21 to the angel of shoes exposure of most merciful thing and Gabriel it swears in the shoes which is omnipotent, the most merciful thing it depends it is confirmed and and the shoes prophet who is confirmed it is glorious and and and inclination the birthday when it is hazard all the congratulation which me, is diligent and sincere – – thing (peace there is to he) him which the Messiah of the shoes which is omnipotent and Jesus Christ is obedient peace which puts a foundation in one religious belief and process, was the messenger of devotion and love. He his mother hand – sympathy nye Mary (peace there is to she) – with the fact that it is noble inside her which together the writing the shoes which is omnipotent stands up her route of the woman of the world less all. Reputation it is good inside the shoes spectacle and the son and the mother who are famous. And them the God- are noble and the whole by being wise on low level it lets. The shoes – the creator and the charity auricle the many thing the merciful thing – afterwords doubt, with the indigenous which does not go back on the human being which it creates, them. It provides the mankind to intellect and the human being sincerity futures and the flag it uses and – the prophet and the messenger, it sends the flag it designates and and and, and in order to attain Yan wall which is complete – – with the individual who is fair together on up of that – inside the right side course – it is conducted the secret envoy and and. The human being occurrence suffers, threat, the skirmish and aggression, the pressure which burns, and the flesh it respected inside unhappiness and – – it did not create with order.»

Det vi kan lære av her er:

  1. Amerikanerne er gale
  2. Tyskerne er gale
  3. Iranerne er gale
  4. Koreanerne er gale
  5. Koreanerne har lettere for å forstå Ahmadinejad enn Bush.

(Er det bare jeg som humrer og småler når jeg leser gjennom slike tekster?)

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